{"id":1033,"date":"2011-05-27T23:07:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T06:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2011-05-27T23:07:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T06:07:08","slug":"prepresshulk-twitterer-smash-prepress-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2011\/05\/prepresshulk-twitterer-smash-prepress-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"@PREPRESSHULK: TWITTERER SMASH PREPRESS COMEDY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/boingboing\/iBag\/~3\/LNz4O0-9Z4g\/prepresshulk-twitter.html\">@PREPRESSHULK: TWITTERER SMASH PREPRESS COMEDY<\/a>: &#8220;<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/craphound.com\/images\/prepress-hulk-icon.png.jpg?w=987\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" \/> It&#8217;s been many years since I worked in prepress, but <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/prepresshulk\">@PREPRESSHULK<\/a> is giving me gigglefits: &#8216;HULK LOVE SUBTLE SPACING OF OPTICAL KERNING AND OPTICAL MARGIN ALIGNMENT!!&#8217; &#8216;HULK SURE CUSTOMER SECRETARY OR NEPHEW WITH COMPUTER SEND HULK BEAUTIFUL PRESS-READY FILE!! HULK WAIT EXPECTANTLY!!&#8217; &#8216;HULK LAUNCH QUARKXPRESS. DREAD FILL HULK OVERSIZED HEART.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>(<em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/\">Making Light<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Dedicated to those with printer&#8217;s prepress rage\u00a0<br style=\"clear: both;\" \/> <br style=\"clear: both;\" \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=27bb81a688391b34fecf1a920871321d&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=27bb81a688391b34fecf1a920871321d&amp;p=1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/segment-pixel.invitemedia.com\/pixel?code=TechCons&amp;partnerID=167&amp;key=segment\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-8bUhLiluj0fAw.gif?resize=0%2C0\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/amch.questionmarket.com\/adsc\/d887846\/17\/909940\/adscout.php\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/boingboing\/iBag\/~4\/LNz4O0-9Z4g\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/\">Boing Boing<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 @PREPRESSHULK: TWITTERER SMASH PREPRESS COMEDY: &#8220; It&#8217;s been many years since I worked in prepress, but @PREPRESSHULK is giving me gigglefits: &#8216;HULK LOVE SUBTLE SPACING OF OPTICAL KERNING AND OPTICAL MARGIN ALIGNMENT!!&#8217; &#8216;HULK SURE CUSTOMER SECRETARY OR NEPHEW WITH COMPUTER SEND HULK BEAUTIFUL PRESS-READY FILE!! HULK WAIT EXPECTANTLY!!&#8217; &#8216;HULK LAUNCH QUARKXPRESS. 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