{"id":1283,"date":"2012-02-07T20:00:02","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T03:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2012-02-07T20:00:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T03:00:03","slug":"intelligent-condescending-life-discovered-in-distant-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/intelligent-condescending-life-discovered-in-distant-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<div>\n<div><img height=\"16\" alt=\"star\" width=\"16\" \/>Inevitable,no?<\/div>\n<div>The Onion <br \/>February 6, 2012 11:00 AM <\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/theonion\/daily\/~3\/Osko-wsR0OI\/\">Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy<\/a><\/h2>\n<div>HOUSTON\u2014Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind&#8217;s understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13&#8230;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/theonion\/daily\/~4\/Osko-wsR0OI\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p \/> <\/div>\n<div>\n<p \/>Sent from my iPhone 4 by Michael<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/mclasen.posterous.com\/intelligent-condescending-life-discovered-in\">mclasen&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inevitable,no? The Onion February 6, 2012 11:00 AM Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy HOUSTON\u2014Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind&#8217;s understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13&#8230; Sent from my iPhone 4 by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maccconsulting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p834Wu-kH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1284,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions\/1284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}