{"id":1291,"date":"2012-02-26T20:59:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-27T03:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2012-02-26T20:59:27","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T03:59:27","slug":"dilbert-and-steve-jobs-agree-phablets-suck-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/dilbert-and-steve-jobs-agree-phablets-suck-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilbert And Steve Jobs Agree: Phablets Suck [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<div>\n<div>\n<h2><img height=\"22\" alt=\"read\" style=\"display: inline;\" width=\"22\" \/>&nbsp;&#8211;><a href=\"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/cultofmac\/bFow\/~3\/3GIyQNRpayY\/story01.htm\">Dilbert And Steve Jobs Agree: Phablets Suck [Humor]<\/a><\/h2>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/152554.strip_.gif\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"152554.strip\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/152554.strip_.gif?resize=640%2C199\" height=\"199\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Steve Jobs called then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/133531\/steve-jobs-was-right-7-inch-kindle-fire-sucks-to-use\/\">tweeners<\/a>: too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet. Others have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bgr.com\/2012\/02\/20\/lg-unveils-the-optimus-vu-a-5-inch-phablet\/\">coined<\/a> a better portmanteau to describe them: \u201cphablets.\u201d It\u2019s a wonderful word, isn\u2019t it, somehow evoking both expectoration and flabbiness? <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we\u2019re going to be seeing a lot of phablets next week at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona (and make sure to stay tuned for our on-site reporting all next week), and my guess is that with most of them, the rationale that manufacturers have employed in making them will be eerily similar to the thought process described in the latest strip of <a href=\"http:\/\/dilbert.com\/strips\/comic\/2012-02-23\/\"><em>Dilbert<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[<em>Thanks, Mike<\/em>!]<\/p>\n<p> More from Cult of Mac:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/146016\/makers-of-popular-verbs-im-app-set-to-release-clear-like-task-manager-for-iphone\/\" title=\"February 13, 2012\" rel=\"bookmark\">Makers Of Popular Verbs IM App Set To Release Clear-Like Task Manager For iPhone<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/123280\/ifixit-tears-down-the-iphone-4s\/\" title=\"October 13, 2011\" rel=\"bookmark\">iFixIt Tears Down The iPhone 4S<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/40173\/dilbert-on-top-secret-iphone-prototype\/\" title=\"April 26, 2010\" rel=\"bookmark\">Dilbert On Top Secret iPhone Prototype<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/2049\/cult-of-mac-wwdc-live-blog\/\" title=\"June 5, 2008\" rel=\"bookmark\">Updated: Cult of Mac WWDC Live Blog With URL<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cultofmac.com\/79479\/control-your-ipod-in-your-car-like-a-jedi-with-new-monster-cable\/\" title=\"January 28, 2011\" rel=\"bookmark\">Control Your iPod In Your Car Like A Jedi With New Monster Cable<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cultofmac.com.feedsportal.com\/c\/33797\/f\/606249\/s\/1ce1ca44\/mf.gif?resize=1%2C1\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Related Stories<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cultofmac.com.feedsportal.com\/c\/33797\/f\/606249\/s\/1ce2facd\/l\/0L0Scultofmac0N0C1479870Cthe0Epipetto0Ehunterwanderer0Ecase0Efor0Eipad0E20Eis0Eelegant0Esophisticated0Eexpensive0C\/story01.htm\">The Pipetto HunterWanderer Case For iPad 2 Is Elegant, Sophisticated &amp; 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Others have coined a better portmanteau to describe them: \u201cphablets.\u201d It\u2019s a wonderful word, isn\u2019t it, somehow evoking both expectoration and flabbiness? Anyway, we\u2019re going to be seeing a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maccconsulting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p834Wu-kP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1292,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}