{"id":1526,"date":"2012-11-21T18:19:37","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T01:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2012-11-21T18:19:37","modified_gmt":"2012-11-22T01:19:37","slug":"if-it-hadnt-been-for-those-kids-red-dawn-rebooted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2012\/11\/if-it-hadnt-been-for-those-kids-red-dawn-rebooted\/","title":{"rendered":"“If It Hadn’t Been for Those Kids”: Red Dawn, Rebooted"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\t\t\t\tAll apocalyptic stories are about wish fulfillment to some extent. But Red Dawn<\/em>, opening today, is the purest jolt of wish-fulfillment I’ve seen in ages, about the fall of America and the rise of some plucky kids who Suck It Up and Do What Must Be Done. This is an action movie so ridiculous, it barely qualifies as having a narrative, just a river of melted cheese. It’s like going rafting in the Nacho Kingdom. \t\t\t\tMore \u00bb<\/a> \t\t\t\t
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