{"id":245,"date":"2010-07-10T17:35:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-11T00:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2010\/07\/car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffles-police-and-onlookers\/"},"modified":"2010-07-10T17:35:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T00:35:01","slug":"car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffles-police-and-onlookers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/2010\/07\/car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffles-police-and-onlookers\/","title":{"rendered":"Car full of zombies crashes in Portland, baffles police and onlookers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<div class=\"posterous_bookmarklet_entry\">\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_long_quote\">\n<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5583937\/car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffles-police-and-onlookers\">Car full of zombies crashes in Portland, baffles police and onlookers<\/a><\/h1>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"left image500 image_0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache.gawkerassets.com\/assets\/images\/8\/2010\/07\/500x_picture_158.jpg?w=500\" alt=\"Car full of zombies crashes in Portland, baffles police and onlookers\"  \/>Last night, a car full of zombies flipped over on I-84 near Portland, Oregon. The zombies (who were just flesh-and-blood folks going to a party) were unharmed, but authorities initially mistook their undead costumes for real wounds.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"posterous_quote_citation\">via <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5583937\/car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffles-police-and-onlookers\">io9.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p>coulda been real zombies, you never know<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/mclasen.posterous.com\/car-full-of-zombies-crashes-in-portland-baffl-0\">mclasen&#8217;s posterous<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Car full of zombies crashes in Portland, baffles police and onlookers Last night, a car full of zombies flipped over on I-84 near Portland, Oregon. The zombies (who were just flesh-and-blood folks going to a party) were unharmed, but authorities initially mistook their undead costumes for real wounds. via io9.com coulda been real zombies, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maccconsulting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p834Wu-3X","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mclasen.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}